Call him Papa, call him Klaus, just as long as you call him, that’s all he wants.
Growing up was a rather solo affair for little Klaus. His father, a business man through and through, prioritized pennies and profits over playtime and parenting for Klaus . His mother, well she certainly loved playtime, just not quite with the appropriate people…
Papa Klaus wants nothing more than to shower you with gifts and fill you with love.

When Doc Bartolo found Platina they were both in dire straits!
Doc was on a brainstorming “journey” through the forests of Afarr searching for his next get-rich-quick business venture. Them ponies aren’t going to play themselves.
Platina? Well… Platina had been….”resting” in a hole after another of her one-person-raves.
Doc wants to exploit her for personal gains,
Platina just wants a couch and a breakfast burrito.

After fleeing a coup d’etat, the surviving members of the Van Mewsohm royal family found asylum (and a name change) in the country of Afarr.
The youngest, Dük, just a toddler at the time, always seemed the most resilient to the trauma of it all.
Well, now he is on his path of justice, revenge, and power. His plan is simple: move through the ranks of power; starting with his current gubernatorial campaign.
“WIN SOME, MEWSOME”

Look, we’ve all made a valiant effort to deal with the state of the world and it’s impending doom, but I am over it and am writing this while on my way to somewhere more enchanting; ToonTown.
Wanna come too? No worries, I’ll call the Uber
ToonTown is rife with characters like Douglas, always happy to go out on a limb for you but leaf his bark alone or you’ll get the bite. Or Bono, his parties are out of this world, but his narcolepsy leaves him burnt out.

We all are told the story of Mary-Lynn Monroe, but we know it by her ill-gotten title:
The Ugly Duckling.
After years of ridicule for being “ugly”, then years of adoration for being “beautiful”, Mary-Lynn has had it with the toxicity of the industry and subsequently the bird-brains of society.
But the damage is done; she’s flying from the Cookoo’s Nest and is on her way to show you exactly how ugly she can be.

Colsch & Barley have a reputation for using their looks to get whatever, and whoever, they want.
This behavior has started to affect business at the town pub, The Afarr Barr, and Barkeep Porter can’t keep looking the other way.
“Tonight is their last night of fun!” When they wake up they will find themselves, along with innocent brothers Alevin & Brewno (Pintman), on a deadly adventure as they face the owner of the pub, Mr. Pabst, and his wicked games.

Razzy P. isn’t a participating member of society, considers them all jaded to the horrors of real life. Instead he focuses his energy on the sorcery of “the juice”. But after one too many “juices”, and 3AM Speeches, the town has forbade any business to sell/serve to him.
No worries though, he has “recruited” Spudka and his family for a little DIY project.
You won’t find him without the one person Razzy P. Fan Club, Alexei, in tow. What a sweetheart….

Self-anointed “free spirit” Tracy has abruptly found herself no longer in possession of a job. Probably because she saw her job and schedule at Afarr Insurance Bureau as “merely suggestive paths on her true journey through the universe“.
Whatever that means…
With her now copious free time she is taking her bestie & spiritual sister, Whonda, on THE soul-changing road trip of the century.
Follow her Insta to see all the cute spots! peace.