Look, we’ve all made a valiant effort to deal with the state of the world and it’s impending doom, but I am over it and am writing this while on my way to somewhere more enchanting; ToonTown.
Wanna come too? No worries, I’ll call the Uber
ToonTown is rife with characters like Douglas, always happy to go out on a limb for you but leaf his bark alone or you’ll get the bite. Or Bono, his parties are out of this world, but his narcolepsy leaves him burnt out.